i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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