i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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