dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i already hear my dad disowning me
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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