Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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