i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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