let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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