Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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