Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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