if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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