I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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