Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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