i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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