Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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