Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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