It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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