yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
True college students do jello shots in the library
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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