Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
