we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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