oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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