WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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