Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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