I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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