Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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