I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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