Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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