I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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