And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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