Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She bit a glass in half.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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