I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
