Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i think i have two assholes
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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