I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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