If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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