so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
