Sponge bath it is.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
