That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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