i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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