After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
