Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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