i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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