I will die if light touches me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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