I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
