Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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