You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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