the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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