i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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