he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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