i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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