david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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