... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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