office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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