Don't you send me to vm
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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