So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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