So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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