I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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