Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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