i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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