his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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