it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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