Just fell off a train. Bad.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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